Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 27 June 2007

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Porn star Courtney Coventry says Schwarzenegger only ever talks to her chest

London - (Ass Mess): California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has flown back to the US after a tense meeting in Downing Street with Tony Blair just as cash-for-honors cops arrested American porn star Courtney Coventry, 25.

Blonde Californian actress Courtney Coventry, star of the
movie Dirt Merchant - was quizzed by cops about being hired by Lord Levy to fund-raise for the Labour Party at a ball in the Hilton Hotel in 2004.

Her financial connections to Governor Schwarzenegger were reported as being high on the list of questions that police wanted answers to as well as the busines dealings of her British-born husband John Coventry.

Schwarzenegger has made no comment about his connection to the porn star or any business transactions with the couple.

Coventry has styled hersenf as the Countess of Rozel, a title which police says she bought for a few hundred pounds, before lending the Labour Party half a million pounds.

A spokesman for the couple told the UK press today: "The fake title really impressed Lord Levy and the Labour Party who were only interested only in how much money I could give them."

The porn star has insisted that the UK politicians she met at social events were "like Governor Schwarzenegger" only interested in one thing and "spent most of the time talking to my chest."

Ms Coventry's vital statistics measure 44-24-36.

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