Car bomb terror for Brown

Funny story written by Lester Forrest

Friday, 29 June 2007

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Ex-Prime Minister Blair

Scotland Yard detectives were following up leads to the identity of the terrorists responsible for the car bomb that was defused by the bomb squad in London's West End in the early hours of this morning.

The vehicle, that was laden with nails, petrol and gas canisters, was discovered in The Haymarket just around the corner from Leicester Square where ex-Prime minister Tony Blair,who has just had a big pay off, and Palastinian sympathiser Cherie Booth Q.C's son, Euan, was found paralytic.

The bomb is thought to have been an attempt to coincide with Gordon Brown's first day as Prime minister and, due to the high cost of petrol, was thought to have been carried out by someone who had just had a big pay off.

An eye witness was reported to have seen "a straight kind of a guy" and an obnoxious scouse matriarch running in the direction of Connaught Square.

Two kebab shop workers from Leeds are believed to be helping police with their enquiries

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