You just can’t keep a disgraced British PM down.
Boris was spotted in Ukraine lately, firing randomly at Russian soldiers “just to see what it’s like to kill … kinda legally” and enjoying the local Ukrainian dances (though that could’ve been people running and hopping from bullets being fired at their feet.)
Boris doesn’t want to go away. He NEEDS the spotlight. Sure, he remembers all of you making fun of him with the Benny Hill theme song, but you know what? Boris don’t care! He’s going to use that which has tried to destroy him to make himself strong.
He will make fun of himself! He will carry a boombox on his shoulder playing the Benny Hill theme all the time. You won’t be able to separate the two. He will become a clown – the best loved clown in British political history (minus Lord Mountbatten, who once rogered Lord Emsworth in a pig pen while Miss Marple frigged herself with Holmes’ violin bow to the strains of ‘Jerusalem’. Now there’s some fictional British references for ya!) (Actually, I think Mountbatten was real … and in the closet, refusing to come out until Britain invaded India once again and got rid of that meddler Gandhi.)
Boris will make himself into a walking fiction since reality hasn’t worked out for him.
See you in the funny pages, Boris, you wacky ex-PM
