A new combat force of highly trained prison pigeons is to be released around the walls of all UK prisons to combat illegal drones penetrating security because "pigs cannot fly" and prison officers neither! The Pigeon force will attack drones buzzi...
A sportsman's club in Pennsylvania claims an animal rights group tormented its members with "emotional violence" to protest its using pigeons for target shooting. Philadelphia Gun & Hunting Inc. filed a federal lawsuit against the animal right...
Harold Gillis told everyone gathered around him that he was sorry that he had cut down the wrong tree and crushed the old lady and several pigeons she was feeding. "Look, it could happen to any of us. We think the tree is going to fall a certain w...
CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...
Head bobbing, foot tapping, arm flapping movement has started appearing in London clubs across the capital, London. Called simply Pigeon it is more than a dance craze, it's a dress sense, a diet and a way of life. "I'm a Pigeon," said Paul Bunner,...
After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!). The statues would then become symbols of human madness an...
UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...
The Chinese Communist Party has taken all precautions to avoid any form of spying during their conference in Beijing and has banned ping pong balls, vehicles driving with open windows and all pigeon-spies that normally circle over the conference cent...
Animal welfare groups warned yesterday that the streets of Britain may soon be virtually impassable as they become clogged with morbidly overweight pigeons. According to bird and wildlife protectionist Percy Nobbleton, the flying rats' diet has ev...
Police in Dorking claim to have won a major victory in the war on drugs after impounding a local pigeon racer's birds. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, visited an address in Mafeking L...
The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...
Let's get ready to rumble!!! Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed "Mama Grizzly of Reality TV," has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star "Pigeon Mike" Tyson to decide who is the greatest pound-for-pound train...
A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
In a scene reminiscent of Hitchcock's The Birds, a flock of pigeons swooped over the Capitol steps and crapped all over Rep. Charley Rangel (D) of New York. Reports are coming in from multiple locations across the country where similar attacks have...
Strange as some band names can be, the Pooping Pigeons referred to in this story are literally pooping pigeons. The rock band Kings of Leon were in St. Louis, Missouri Friday night at the Verizon Amphitheater, getting their groove on, when they be...
Along with the international aid, Pigeon recuperation has been a surprise winner in the emergency election budget. George Osbourne stated - "I want to build a mini Chelsea Hospital for these wonderful birds. I shedded a tear when I saw one limping...
Coronation Street legend Jack Duckworth was reported to be "heartbroken" last night after one of his pigeons died in a freak accident. The bird came to grief after becoming caught up in a tangled storyline. Granada TV confirmed this morning tha...
In 2001 approximately 0.5% of all common pigeons where obese, in 2009 the results show that 23.5% of pigeons are obese. Last week top naturist, David Attenborough visited the city of Bristol to investigate it's rarest artefacts of nature. He visit...
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