The Real Reason Liam Left Cheryl

Written by carina-eta

Friday, 3 August 2018

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He's got his daddy's bland, pointless face!

Liam Payne from Boyband One Direction, has revealed the real reason he left his twice-married wife Cheryl, today.

In a typically candid and outspoken interview, Liam revealed that Cheryl was obsessed with her figure, and refused to get pregnant in case she ruined her size 6 body.

"Cheryl was terrified of getting stretch marks and getting fat," he said in an interview with GQ today.

When asked to explain his and Chery's son, Bear, he replied, " He's just that- a fookin bear! A teddy bear! She stuffed it up her dress for 9 months and "gave birth" while I was on tour. Then I get criticised for not turning up to his first birthday - it was a Teddy Bears' Picnic, for chrissakes!"

Following this shock revelation, Liam asked, "Well have you seen a photo of him?? I havent?"

Cheryl refused to comment citing her Bear's privacy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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