CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The airlines are scrambling like hell to lure passengers away from other airlines, as many airlines are losing money left and right and right and left.
Jet Blue has announced that in an effort to lure flyers away from Delta, United, and Southwest, they will begin serving T-Bone Steaks to flyers (in coach).
A rep for Jet Blue said that yes, it will be expensive as hell for the airline, but in the long run, they will increase their passenger numbers by as much as 71%.
The rep also noted that beginning immediately all female flight attendants will be dressed in shocking pink halter tops and tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts.
One long time Delta patron was heard to say, "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, hell, me and my overweight girlfriend are gonna start flying on Jet Blue."
He added that he loves seeing women in Daisy Dukes and he remarked that his girlfriend loves eating T-Bones steaks. ■
