A New Boris, An Old Boris, A Blue Boris

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 1 May 2022

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Tennis ... Where the Stars Come to Shine!

Dateline in Time: 1985 - Boris Becker became a golden boy in tennis at 17-years-old, kissing the Wimbledon trophy, becoming a superstar overnight, and amassing immense riches over the years.

Now he’s in trouble for not giving money to the right people.

(Not necessarily mafia, more like ... legal governmental ... mafia ... kind sorta, why you askin' so many questions, tough guy?)

“I thought they were gonna break my legs,” someone heard someone say about the whole thing, sometime.

But most are asking the question: who the fuck is Boris Becker?

And why should anyone care? This is news? Slow day? Do journalists hunt people down like ... like terrorists? A fine line between the two -- hey, let go of my arm, where are you taking me -- I have rights!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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