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Funny story: Tory Voter will give them one last chance, for the seventh time

Tory Voter will give them one last chance, for the seventh time

Brian Asshat, grammar nazi, and thrower of shoes has said, to no-ones great surprise, that he will be giving the Conservatives one last go. Near neighbour, Gary Johnson said 'Over Lockdown I got to know Brian a bit, I mean I was always throwing hi…

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Funny story: Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…

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Funny story: Neil Got Peeled While Keepin’ It Real

Neil Got Peeled While Keepin’ It Real

MP Neil Parish has decided to step down after twice watching porn in Parliament while waiting to vote. Though it isn’t know which porn sites he was watching, a mole in government told this reporter, “We’ve heard he likes Puerto Rican girls with bi…

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Funny story: That Man Everyone Avoids in the Pub is Your MP

That Man Everyone Avoids in the Pub is Your MP

You know that weird bloke who looks like he got dressed really quickly, to avoid the attentions of a suspicious husband? Yes, him, the one who said those things about Hitler, and how in his day complaining was for sissies ‘When you could call them si…

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Funny story: City shocked that their MP says something stupid on Twitter, again

City shocked that their MP says something stupid on Twitter, again

Michael Madeup, an MP in a city that bangs on about the people that left it to become famous has shocked its residents by something stupid on Twitter, again. Local idiot Wayne Gaps said 'I like Michael he is just a laugh ain't he? I mean the hair,…

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Funny story: Scum offended by being compared to Conservatives

Scum offended by being compared to Conservatives

Bath dwelling scum Shane Richardson is angered that he and all of his scum friends have been compared to Conservative politicians. Outspoken Labour deputy Angela Rayner called the conservative government scum and has now offended every type of scu…

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Funny story: Preferable Culture Secretaries

Preferable Culture Secretaries

Although she has the job of Culture Secretary, Nadine Dorries, formerly a contestant on I'm A Celebrity Get me out of here, many people feel that there are other alternatives. Here we take a look at them. 1) The Krankies. - A famous Scottish comed…

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Funny story: Politicians ignoring what happens with Breixt, and general elections

Politicians ignoring what happens with Breixt, and general elections

Prime Minister Boris Johnson is leaving it to the country to decide on what they want to do on July 19th. Although, being warned by medical experts, and shops etc that leaving the decision to wear masks to the individuals is a dangerous thing, he…

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Funny story: Whatever happened to the honourable, dishonourable politician?

Whatever happened to the honourable, dishonourable politician?

In shocking news that surprised absolutely no one, another politician (we won't name names, but you can probably guess) has been caught doing something he shouldn't have been. Yes, that's right, he wasn't social distancing. Unlike, the old days th…

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Funny story: Maybe incompetence is the real aphrodisiac?

Maybe incompetence is the real aphrodisiac?

As news that Health Secretary Matt Hancock has been caught in yet another compromising position, we ask that maybe instead of power, incompetence is the real aphrodisiac. If you look at it logically, the government, ranging from Boris Johnson to J…

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Funny story: MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...

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Funny story: Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Duchess of Knightsbridge: "I shall pay the £millions needed, for the whole London Stadium rebuild, out of my purse!"

Troubled London Stadium, Stratford, LONDON: With an expert in Stadium building announcing that the athletics stadium should be demolished and rebuilt properly as a football stadium, the Duchess of Knightsbridge has made an enormous gesture. "Let...

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Funny story: Put More Old People On the Moon

Put More Old People On the Moon

Following the roaring success of this year's Christmas John Lewis advert featuring a lonely old man living on the moon a government minister has come up with a unique solution to help all old, lonely, elderly, people. Norman Bygate, MP for Staff...

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Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...

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Funny story: Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Naughty MPs also using Computers for Porn and Gambling say dismissed Judges

Just as if things couldn't get any worse for the UK' s establishment after the dismissal of three judges for viewing pornography on business computers the other day, a recent audit of the House of Commons networks has uncovered similar misuse on 63 M...

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Funny story: Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

Canadian MP, Pat Martin, rushes out of parliament because his pants were too tight!

CIA HQ in Canadian Parliament male boghole has just received a flash of MP, Pat Martin's rear end after he rushed in here to change his tight underpants! Star Canadian CIA (Cockroach Inflitration Army) reporter, Randy Orifice-Thong, after being bo...

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Funny story: Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

Would the Honourable Gentlemen please rise?

The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...

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