Famed romantic figure The Milk Tray Man, known for his habit of jumping out of aeroplanes, helicopters, speeding cars, and abseiling to give the love of his life a box of Chocolates will now be played by former politician and creator of tears on live television Matt Hancock.
Wearing The Milk Tray Man trademark look of smugness and a polo neck jumper, the former Conservative minister for tea-making said 'I am just getting into the hang of the job now, thank you. It is a bit different to what I usually do, but I fell in love.'
Boris Johnson strangely had no opinion on the matter.
