Celebrity News: Once upon a time, Creme Eggs only appeared in shops at Easter. Stormy Daniels just brought them up to a new level- "Bam!!!" A witty entrepreneur Daniels marketed the eggs under her famous name and called them Délicieuse Me'. No…
Ice cream scientists the world over are asking some important questions, and getting few answers. Sure, we can all agree that chocolate is a flavor … a sweet delicious manly flavor that never lets you down and keeps you craving for more – MORE god…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has noted that Putin is as happy as a whore at an Oregon lumberjack camp, after hearing that his communist navy has captured Switzerland's lone submarine, "The SS Chocolate Wave." The tiny Swiss sub carri…
A closely kept secret has been unveiled by a man who should know, Lucifer himself. Speaking to us earlier, Lucifer who now calls himself Derek said 'For years I have been putting every sin everyone has committed into Cadbury's Creme Eggs. That is…
Famed romantic figure The Milk Tray Man, known for his habit of jumping out of aeroplanes, helicopters, speeding cars, and abseiling to give the love of his life a box of Chocolates will now be played by former politician and creator of tears on live…
There was delight in the Sponge household this Valentines Day when Sharon, 46, forgot what a useless turd she'd married the moment he presented her with a box of Ferrero Rocher and a scrap of red polyester in a heart-shaped box. "It's wonderful,"…
As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands – (Satire News) – Prime Minister Mark Rutte wants the people of the Netherlands to know that he hears them, and that he will be cracking down on the tremendous amount of illegal aliens entering the Netherlands. The prime min…
A man whose wife woke up in an inexplicably good mood this morning, before going to the market in the town, is in high spirits this evening, as he looks forward to tucking into the sweet treat that she bought him there. Moys Kenwood, 57, gave his…
Snickers, the US chocolate bar that, until July 1990, was sold in the UK under the brand name Marathon, is to revert back to its more popular traditional name, because people think Snickers sounds daft. Snickers were introduced in the United State...
A man whose wife made him a mug of hot drinking chocolate before bedtime tonight, didn't drink it immediately, got involved in some other activities, and ended up having to quoff the lot sharpish, before it was so cold that it would have given him wi...
It's been run every year since 1981, and is one of the most popular 'public competitor' events in the world, but from next year, 2020, the London Marathon is to undergo a massive identity transplant - it will be known as the London Snickers. The n...
A new food guide for better health has come out recently, replacing the old pyramid-shaped one which suggested X-number of dairy, fruit, vegetables, meat and poultry. Sensing that the people of planet Earth are getting round and doughy, the new gu...
News has just reached The Spoof that a man who believes that chocolate biscuits are the best thing since sliced bread - possibly even before that - has opened a brand new 300gram pack of McVitie's Plain Chocolate Digestive biscuits "in the last few d...
Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...
Beijing, China - Americans love their fortune cookies and consume nearly three billion fortune cookies each year. Americans who eat at Chinese restaurants typically read their fortunes aloud at the end of their meals. But citizens of China have n...
Stodgy treacle puddings lashed with sugar-ridden custard, fatty meat, gravy, over-cooked tasteless vegetables, fried egg and bacon breakfasts with sugar-dosed cereals, and other hospital delicacies, are more healthy claim UK hospitals than chocolate!...
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