Spider Gavin Williamson has been stuck in a bath for three days now, and still shows no signs of wanting to move out.
The 23-month-old arachnid said: 'I have been here for a while, I mean, I climbed out of the plughole, as spiders do, and now I can't get out. I mean, I tried to, but each time I tried to climb out, I just slipped out again. Really, it says a lot about the owner of the house, that I have been here for three days, and I haven't been moved on.'
House owner Epiphany Jones asked: 'Is it still in there? I want it gone. I haven't had a bath in three days. Still, with lockdown, I am probably cleaner than most people reading this, aren't I?'
