Couple now only listening to the Wurzels

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 1 February 2021

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No, it is not Norwegian enough for me

Chutney on the Fritz couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson have revealed that, due to various differences of opinion, they are now only listening to their Wurzels albums.

'It has only been during Lockdown,' said Gary, 'that we have realised we both have a crap taste in music, but with having other things to occupy us, it was never an issue.'

'He only ever listens to Norwegian Noise Core, and I only ever listen to Coldplay and Snow Patrol, maybe some Travis if I am feeling a bit frisky, so we never really listen to the same things.'

'When I asked what she wanted to listen to last week, she said the Wurzels, I think just for a laugh, but I put on their greatest hits album, and now all I want is a Combine Harvester,' said Gary.

'We're all Cider Drinkers now!' said Lorraine.

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