Do you believe that Dave on the Internet tells you?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 20 December 2020

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Oh Dave, now you are just talking bullshit

Following the introduction of Tier 4, and severe restrictions during Christmas and the New Year, Dave from the Internet has been spouting his usual bullshit.

No, Dave, you thinking about this doesn't make you an expert.
No, Dave, we would rather believe what the Scientist tell us rather than a chap who failed in school, but instead of taking the responsibility, decides to blame the system.
No, Dave, a website doesn't mean we should take you seriously.
No, Dave people aren't out to get you, your business, or your ideas. If they were, people have ways of getting to you, and you bang on about that enough, don't you?

Anyway, Dave, I have my mask, and I will wear it until no-one else does.

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