A man who has had an annoying sore throat and a nasty cough for longer than he would like, has taken matters into his own hands, and given himself a throat examination with the use of his mobile phone.
Craig Smith, from Bracknell in Essex, first started to get a tickly throat about two weeks ago, but just laughed it off.
Then, he developed a cough, accompanied by a runny nose, sneezing fits, a feverish high temperature, profuse sweating under his arms, and terrible wind.
His throat bothered him worse when he laid down to go to sleep, and the almost-incessant coughing kept him awake for long spells, making him tired and irritable at work.
When friends told him to see a doctor, however, he ignored them, believing he knew better than they.
Instead, he gave himself a thorough self-examination today, and realised, for the first time in his life, that he looked a bit like Ryan Giggs.
Smith has probably got the Coronavirus.