Chutney on the Fritz's famous resident, Brian Asshat, has launched his own video on Youtube, the world's first, and, perhaps only, guide to paper-clip curation.
'I noticed something,' said the charming 64-year-old, 'that a lot of people were launching educational videos on Youtube, and I thought, as you do, that that was something I should give some thought to doing.'
The grammar Nazi and thrower of shoes continued: 'Everybody sees a paperclip as a useful object to have, but I see them as objects of beauty, each one a finely hand-crafted example of their craft, so I have quite a collection of, probably, more than 20,000 of them. So, a five-minute video of each will give plenty of scope for time-wasting.'
