Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 16 December 2019

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Royal tot, Prince Louis, has learned to speak his first few words in the English language, thanks to the help of TV celebrity cook, Gordon Ramsay.

His mum, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, says that Louis, 19 months, who can already speak Latin and some ancient Greek, is a big fan of Ramsay's TV shows, in which he 'slates and berates' those under his charge into whipping-together something edible.

Mr. Ramsay has starred in various kitchen dramas such as 'Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares', 'Hell's Kitchen', and 'MasterChef', in all of which he portrays himself as some kind of tyrannical person with crucial knowledge to impart.

Onscreen, Ramsay insists upon being called 'Chef', and Louis has used his royal prerogative to ensure that he, too, gets called 'Chef' by staff at Buckingham Palace.

Prince Louis' dad, Prince William, said:

"He sits in front of the box for hours watching Gordon. He loves the way he conducts himself, and has raised himself from humble beginnings, to a position of authority, respect and fear - a bit like Hitler."

The Duke laughed:

"Gordon's ranting is proving extremely useful in instructing Louis for his future role. He's going to have a lot of ordering around to do, and learning to treat people like absolute scum at such an early stage in his development is invaluable."

According to William, the very first word Louis uttered was 'fricassee', followed shortly thereafter by 'fajita' A week later, 'fascist' tumbled from his lips.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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