Former school bully, Colin Smythe, from Orpington on the Sea, has revealed, to no-one's great surprise, that he is looking forward to the Christmas Carol service this year. This is because, once again, his loud, aggressive, out of tune punk-styled vocal style will get on everyone's nerves.
However, he has not bargained with the ingenuity of Vicar Philip Priest. He has hired an actual punk band, with drums, bass, and a very out-of-tune guitar to give some rocking ballast to Away in a Manger, While Shepherds Watched their Flocks by Night, and In The Bleak Midwinter.
'Of course' said Mr Priest, 'Elizabeth wasn't that happy that she won't play her organ at the service this year, but a bottle of Brandy and a Michael Buble CD soon changed her mind.'