So Boom, Boom Johnson Is About To Be Booted Out As Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

Written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 7 September 2019

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"Oy, can't we talk about it?"

They are calling Boris Johnson, a David Cameron with a spine, but without a brain. If the two could get together in a Vita-Mix and blend for three to five minutes, one still couldn’t produce a Winston Churchill. Adding a cigar and a brandy again would fail to move the needle upwards.

Some are remembering the good old days of Theresa May, that courageous Joan of Arc figure who decided to be the first to welcome and embrace Donald Trump to the world stage of international politics, inviting herself to the White House and inviting him to a State visit with the Queen of England.

And how did that giant step into the unknown world of Donald Trump work for Theresa May?

“Her resignation was for the good of the country,” said Donald Trump. For the good of the country? The country? This from the same joker who doesn’t know the difference between the UK and Great Britain? Mention the United Kingdom and his eyes will spin in opposite directions.

But Boris Johnson appears to be using Trump’s playbook to the detriment of his future as Prime Minister. While the Republicans in the US House and Senate remain fearful of the turkey’s tweets, members of Parliament appear to have more brains, principles, and cojones than their American counterparts.

Threatened by Boris Johnson that they’ll be kicked out of the Conservative Party if they didn’t march to his step, they resigned. Easy! Done! Gone! Member after member of the Conservative Party appears to be walking away. Even Boris Johnson’s brother, (Who knew he had one in Parliament?) resigned from the Conservative Party. Echos of the Miliband brothers.

Seeing them leave, Johnson cried, “But, guys, Trump said you’d snap into line. He promised. Oy, can’t we talk about it?”

The Queen and her purse are both steaming over Johnson’s No-Deal-Brexit-Exit of Conservatives. Steam from the purse is a clear indicator Johnson’s going to get a caning by the Queen.

No, the Queen does not wear the Imperial State crown when she performs a caning. And yes, she still carries her purse.

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