Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

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Sunday, 12 May 2019

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"Why can't he face the fact that they are part of this conspircay, too?"

Nationalist President Trump supporters have raised over $20 million in a few short months, but they'd have more luck digging a grave for their stupid wall project!

"We Build the Wall" nonprofit group is claiming to be very near to the commencement of work on their right-wing fantasy wall.

Many of the 260,000 people who contributed to the GoFundMe campaign, are starting to have their doubts.

"Instead of breaking sod on the wall project, it's starting to look like we've just been plain old sodomized!" one Facebook post stated.

Founder Brian Kolfage claimed that a wide liberal conspiracy is holding up the start of construction, Q-anon being one of these.

"It's a perfect storm of evil that's blocking this grand endeavor. Child sex pizza parlors, run by the Clinton Foundation with underwriting from the seventeen intelligence agencies within the deep state. The Pope is also in league with leftist billionaire George Soros and the Democratic party to perfect a mind-altering drug, used to turn good nationalist Catholics into communist f-gg-ts," stated Kolfage.

Followers of Kolfage are angry over his wildly-stupid conspiracy as to why progress on the wall has halted. They have been receiving refunds from GoFundMe, and they're not pleased.

One anonymous donor said, "I'm angry that I'm getting my donations back! Can't Kolfage see that the GoFundMe people are really just the GoFuckYourself people? Why can't he face the fact that they are part of this conspiracy, too?"

Or maybe it's just that these nationalist donors can't see the factual "forest for the trees", that private funding for a government project is illegal, not to mention the fact that the wall is just a stupid, racist "fuck you" to the non-Caucasian world!

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