Lord Levy arrested yet again.

Funny story written by Steffan Lewis

Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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Hard evidence in new "condoms-for-honours" inquiry

It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.

Shock revelations have emerged that Lord Levy has finally told the truth to police during the cash-for-honours inquiry. But in a strange twist, Lord Levy admitted that the Prime Minister ordered him to offer many peerages in exchange for explicit sexual favours and not cash.

Sordid details are yet to emerge, but Police say that they are investigating these new allegations in great detail.

It is believed that a donation of ten thousand strawberry flavoured condoms were offered to the Labor Party by one peer to make the blow jobs less challenging.

One police insider said, "They claim that this is the only cover up. But with politicians' reputations in shreds it's a hard one to swallow."

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