London - (Associated Mess): A new portrait of the Queen has gone on show at the Hellfire Club's gallery in central London showing their Patron caught in typical regal pose moments after being told the Anti-Corruption cops want to interview her in the cash-for-peerages scam.
The painting depicts a rather starled look reminiscent of the late Queen Mother when breatherlised by highway patrol officers following a speed camera sting outside the Old Coach and Whoreses public house at Sandringham on New Year's Eve 1999.
Commenting on the un-named artist's inimical painting style, Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon was unable to confirm that the portrait is officially listed under the title 'Gobsmacked'.
