Newly ennobled peer Lord Bent has been awarded his title for services to government communications. Beginning in a small way by delivering brown envelopes, he went on to found Bakkanders, liaising between government, civil service and (very) priv…
Scotland Yard detectives investigating the "cash for honours" affair handed over their main evidence file to the Crown Prosecution Service.
Drowning Street - (DissassoCIAted Press): Police investigating the cash for honors fiasco removed several sackfuls of the Prime Monster's personal papers it has been revealed.
It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
In a dramatic twist in the latest 'Cash for Peerages' debacle, Downing Street was today denying that it has a secret communication system for exclusive use by the premier and his aides.
Gordon Brown finally admitted last night, that Tony Blair has not been seen since Friday.
London - (Ass Mess): Easy recognition of cash-for-honors gong-winners has been announced today in the form of a lapel pin bearing the ancient heraldic symbol of the asshole rampant. Newly created Life Peers can also choose a personalised form of the...
Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...
London - (Associated Mess): A new portrait of the Queen has gone on show at the Hellfire Club's gallery in central London showing their Patron caught in typical regal pose moments after being told the Anti-Corruption cops want to interview her...
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