Needed Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 4 November 2018

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Wanted - dead or alive, it really doesn't matter

We are in urgent need of an Arabic man who has the look and build of the murdered and dissolved Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, for immediate work.

You should, at least partly, resemble Mr Khashoggi with regard to height and weight. Having a similar face to Mr Khashoggi would be a bonus. Spectacles are desirable, but can be provided.

The work requires no experience, although any training that is needed will be supplied on-site, and at the employer's expense. A used, but reasonably comfortable kaftan is available at the consulate.

This is a short-term contract.

Interested applicants should send an email along with their resumé, to:


The Consulate of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

The Saudi Arabian regime is not an Equal Opportunities employer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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