Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...
A woman who works at an old people's home in the Potteries, says she is sick of all the drama at work, and is on the point of leaving. Carmen Boggins*, of Port Vale, says that everyone she works with is thick and, therefore: "prone to stupid ef...
A man invited to a school award ceremony in Bangkok which was conducted entirely in Thai, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 48, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was guided to...
A man has reacted angrily to being labelled 'workshy' by colleagues, after he telephoned his employer to tell them that he would not be able to attend work on Monday, because he was suffering from Narcolepsy. Moys Kenwood, 55, has, for a long tim...
A 52-year old blind man whose seeing-eye dog is afflicted with the sleeping disorder narcolepsy has been standing on the corner of 4th and Woodruff since Tuesday waiting to cross the street, say passersby. "I saw him a couple of days ago on my w...
London - The government has been forced to eat cold humble pie after experts traced a paralytic extreme drowsiness pandemic to soaring numbers of people eating the lukewarm snacks. Last week's budget slapped a hefty 20% VAT hike on the nation's fa...
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