A women who once wanted her boobs to be filled with silicone is now telling women all over the world to love their saggy boobs just like she does!
As one can imagine the silicone industry is not impressed by this lovely lady caressing her sagging titties and, has vowed to help all women with saggy's, prop them up, and regain their Nr 1 position on the globe, and red carpets, as the "Human liberators of sad saggy boobed women and disfigurement of the human body!"
However, due to all the negativity surrounding silicone breast implants and the health risks being; KO'ing partners during white hot sex with their cannonballs, and chronic back ache, among others; the silicone industry has gone into meltdown.
Women with saggy's are now proud to 'hang them all out', letting them droop on their knees whilst wearing low-cut, reveal-all dresses during 5 star dining! In addition, women love their partners to be flopped gently around the head instead of stoning them to death during hot sexy sessions!
Evolution, as Darwin mentioned, will always succeed and, luckily dumb blond bimbos with silicone stuck all over their bodies are becoming extinct being replaced by real flesh and blood! In addition, the writer of this mega-sexy-spoof, hopes that multi-millionaire, fucking Hollywood plastic surgeons, will join their dumb-arse-dodo patients!
