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Funny story: Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada

Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – Liverpool’s Channel 92 Eye-Wittnesser News has reported that Canada is truly upset at the fact that the British government will be relocating tens of thousands of Gays and Lesbians from England to Canada. A repre…

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Funny story: There is So Much Pot In The Air In Parts of Denver That Residents Say Hummingbirds Cannot Stop Giggling and Some Are Flying Upside Down

There is So Much Pot In The Air In Parts of Denver That Residents Say Hummingbirds Cannot Stop Giggling and Some Are Flying Upside Down

DENVER – (Satire News) – The Colorado State Commission on Air Quality & Control has issued a city-wide alert for the mile-high city of Denver. Malcolm P. Flickerbee, a rep with the CSCAQC informed the Denver Chamber of Commerce that recent air…

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Funny story: An Iowa Man is Arrested For Making Medical Masks Out of Re-Cycled Crow Droppings

An Iowa Man is Arrested For Making Medical Masks Out of Re-Cycled Crow Droppings

CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – The local CBS affiliate is reporting that a resident of the town of Cornbread has been taken into custody for conduct unbecoming a normal person. The Cornbread Police Department reported that a Mr. Peter P. Varshi…

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Funny story: A Pet Shop In Sheboygan Is Selling Covid-Sniffing Hummingbirds

A Pet Shop In Sheboygan Is Selling Covid-Sniffing Hummingbirds

SHEBOYBAN, Wisconsin – The Hey We Got All Kinds of Pets Pet Shop, keeps selling out of their unique, one-of-a-kind Covid-sniffing Hummingbirds. Store owner Lenny Soapstone, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with Ipso Facto News that his cousin Herbert, who h…

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Funny story: Egrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter

Egrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…

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Funny story: Man Attacked By Bird

Man Attacked By Bird

A man who claimed he feared for his life, has told how he was rudely awoken this morning by the shrieking of a bird which was attempting to get into his house to attack him. In a scene reminiscent of those in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', a bird…

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Funny story: The Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman

The Cockatoo Is A Bird With A Strange Name, Says Woman

There are some wonderful creatures in the animal kingdom, with all kinds of amazing characteristics, but there can't be too many with a name as strange as the Cockatoo. And now, a woman who is interested in the subject has spoken out. Wendy Sok…

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Funny story: Prince's Estate To Release His Masterpiece, 'The Weeping Feather' Box Set

Prince's Estate To Release His Masterpiece, 'The Weeping Feather' Box Set

Minneapolis, MN - Executors for the late music icon, Prince, have announced that they will release what the singer called his masterpiece, The Weeping Feather Trilogy. From the 72-song box set, recorded over three decades, only one song has ever…

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Funny story: The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

The World-Famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo Has Been Shut Down

TARZANA, California – State health authorities have told the owners of the Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo that, effective immediately, they must shut down. The popular attraction in the town of Tarzana has seen visitors from as far off as the South...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #7: The Saber-toothed Budgerigar

Well, readers, I'm happy to say that 'The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals' series has very nearly reached double figures - or, at least, it will have in another three weeks, if I manage to keep the effort up. And it is an effort, my frien...

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Funny story: Man Thought Birds' Tweeting Was Someone Fucking About

Man Thought Birds' Tweeting Was Someone Fucking About

A man has revealed how he awoke every morning to the tweeting of birds which sounded so strange, inaccurate and random, he thought it was one of his neighbors fucking about. The sound, which is not unlike some gonk whistling, reproduces the same m...

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Funny story: Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits

The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bir...

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Funny story: Man Attacked By Ducklings

Man Attacked By Ducklings

Residents in the Battambang commune of Tapon are on high-alert this evening after a local man claimed he was attacked by ducklings. The incident is alleged to have taken place just before teatime in the back garden of Moys Kenwood, who told neighb...

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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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Funny story: New species of bird named after President Trump

New species of bird named after President Trump

An Australian bird discovered this year has been given the unusual distinction of being named after the current US president, due to surprising similarities in their behaviour. Researchers at the University of Wagga Wagga have officially called the b...

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Funny story: I Feel Like A Bird

I Feel Like A Bird

Here's a poem I writ when I was a bit fed up. I feel like a bird Moved to fly, or to try So high, in the sky (Or to die) And to detect a big, fat juicy worm With my beady eye I feel like a bird Special thing, on the wing For a fling, I would sing Like Evelyn Champagne King That incomparable sexy soul diva Ring-a-ding-ding! I feel like a bird And, in truth, a bit grim Hardly tr...

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Funny story: Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks

Seagull Asks Beach-goers to Provide Nutritious Snacks

In a press conference on the shore of Piney Beach NJ Fred the Seagull stood at the podium and implored "I have called this conference to ask people to please be more careful with the food items you bring to the beach, many of us pipers, seagulls, and...

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