Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 22 September 2018

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Why bother?

A man in Stevenage has tried to explain to his teenage children, daughter Magnolia and son Weetabix, that a Big Brother-free world would be a better alternative.

Bolton Smith said 'Yes, now that Big Brother is finally over, I think that we can all sigh a big sigh of relief that we no longer have to put up with the trifling concerns of complete strangers. Now, through social media, we all know exactly what everyone else is thinking and doing, watching it on Channel 4, 5, or 6. 7 seems a waste of time.'

Weetabix, 17, said 'I pay no attention to what my Dad says. He called me Steve until I had it changed. I wouldn't trust what that idiot says at all if I was you.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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