Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show.
Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador, quipped hilarious answers to the Judges' questions, noting that he was in a rush to get the court appearance over, as "it's fish and chips for dinner today", admonishing the court for denying him a trip to court and a 40-minute drive with a view of the English countryside, and quotes from Star Trek.
The Fringe festival audience were lapping it up, roaring with laughter, as the hapless judge was faced with sarcastic answer after sarcastic answer.
Mr Salvador finished the show by complimenting the judge on his wig, and asking if they did it in black.
The crowd left applauding loudly, as Mr Salvador praised the British justice system, saying it was "the best on the planet".