Man In Poster Looked A Bit Like Jim Ballantyne

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 26 May 2018

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A poster on the wall in a Battambang school showed an image of a man who looked a bit like Jim Ballantyne, a prison officer who another man used to work with.

The other man, Moys Kenwood, 54, noticed the poster on the wall of the stairwell at the school where he teaches. In the poster, 'JB' is shown in various scenarios 'in the home', including 'cooking in the kitchen', and 'skylarking with the kids in the living room'. The poster image resembles the real-life happy-go-lucky hard-nut screw in a number of different ways: his facial features, his height, and his stature, but mainly his eyes, and his facial expression which, if you don't mind me saying so, are creepily similar.

When contacted Jim to ask him if he'd been modelling for educational posters, he said he most certainly had not, which means that, somewhere out there, Jim has a full-body-double who looks just like Jim.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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