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Funny story: Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her

Meghan Markle Plans To Donate The Entire Collection of Hats That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed To Her

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Andy Cohen has just reported that Meghan Markle is considering donating the entire 4,738 hats that her grandmother-in-law Queen Elizabeth, left her to the Smithsonian Institute. Em-Em, as her hubby Prince Harry calls…

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Funny story: Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

Prince Harry's Wife Meghan Markle Says Prince William Is a Spoiled Rotten Brat

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The hot, fine-looking wife of Prince Harry (Meghan Markle) told Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, that she is sick and tired of the fucking spoiled rotten brat antics of her brother-in-law, Prince William. MM not…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named To The Board of Directors of The Rainbow Lives Matter

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The wife of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, has just been named to sit on the Rainbow Lives Matter Board of Directors. Markle, who is 41, stated to Abby Yukon with Hearsay Today, that her and Harry have two neighbors w…

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Funny story: The BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle

The BBC States That Queen Elizabeth Bequeathed Her Very Expensive Duchess of Dubai Emearld Earrings To Meghan Markle

LONDON - (United Kingdom Satire) - King Charles III, as the executor of his mum's estate, reports that he is still in the process of granting all of his mother's wishes regarding her personal belongings. For example "Buffy" her fox hunting horse w…

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Try and Get Their Husbands Back On Speaking Terms

Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Try and Get Their Husbands Back On Speaking Terms

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that after the queen's Royal funeral, her grandsons Wils and Harry have gone back to not speaking to each other. The monarch brothers are acting more like members of America's infamous Hatfield and McCoy famil…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

Queen Elizabeth Amazingly Leaves Her Entire Collection of 4,738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle

LONDON - (UK Satire) - It's no secret that her majesty did not especially care for the wife (Meghan Markle) of her grandson Prince Harry. And the fact that according to the True Dat News Agency, QE left her entire collection of 4,738 hats to Megha…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Now Officially A Royal Dumbass

Meghan Markle is Now Officially A Royal Dumbass

It’s official: Meghan Markle is now officially a royal! She passed the final secret Illuminati test! Pull the golden carriage out of the shop and puff up the manes of the horses! She has said something so stupid that it could only be spoken by a r…

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Funny story: Meghan Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Meghan Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: A shocking new revelation about Meghan Markle, now the Duchess of Sussex, that she was diagnosed with having terminal persimmon winter-kill syndrome (TPWKS) prior to her marriage to Harry, has just been made public in the new boo…

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Funny story: Meghan Had An Affair and the Queen Is Not Amused

Meghan Had An Affair and the Queen Is Not Amused

Hollywood sources have reported that Meghan Markel has had an affair on Harry – with a black guy! And boy was he hung! Since abortions are no longer legal in America, she has to keep the baby, which is bad news for the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

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Funny story: The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl

The Two Royal Brothers, Prince William and Prince Harry Are Having a Tit-For-Tat Brawl

LONDON - (Satire News) - There is not much happiness, joy, or brotherly love in the royal family these days, as the two sons of Prince Charles and Princess Di are going at each other like rabid dogs and cats. Prince William (of the lesser hair) fi…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth, Prince Harry, and Princess Meghan Are Now Back To Being Fine With Each Other

Queen Elizabeth, Prince Harry, and Princess Meghan Are Now Back To Being Fine With Each Other

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - (Satire News) - All of the popular UK news agencies are excited as her majesty, the queen, has commented that after texing back and forth with Harry and Meghan, the three are all now as happy as a group of 'Fox Hunters" t…

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Funny story: I'll sacrifice a Sumatran gibbon to honour the life of Prince Philip. vows Meghan

I'll sacrifice a Sumatran gibbon to honour the life of Prince Philip. vows Meghan

Meghan Markle last night told reporters that she intends to sacrifice a live Sumatran gibbon on an alter in her back garden to commemorate the life of The Duke of Edinburgh, who passed away in April last year. The Duchess of Sussex, who was unable…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle with National Rumblings said that she spoke with the former first daughter and she is positively nervous, worried, and scared-as-shit. Sweet Lips, as DJT calls his favorite child, said that just within the…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…

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Funny story: We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…

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Funny story: Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch! That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working o…

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