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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

Meghan Markle Reveals That She Is Writing a Juicy Tell-All Book About Queen Elizabeth

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is currently writing a tell-all book on Queen Elizabeth, that will probably be a bit lascivious. Fajita San Guacamole, with Hollywood Innuendo…

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

Megyn Kelly Can’t Stand The Fact That She is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Receive Season Tickets From Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – ESPN-5 is reporting that the former Royal couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are both walking on Cloud 9. Los Angeles Rams Coach Sean McVay, who recently met Harry and Meghan at an In-N-Out restaurant, really enj…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark

Meghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark

Meghan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry, has become involved in a controversy after commenting that Melania Trump, the wife of President Donald Trump, wore a dress to the Republican Convention which she, herself, has seen for sale in the online cloth…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention

Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is sick

Meghan Markle is sick

The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, has announced that preliminary medical checks by qualified medical professionals have ascertained that she might be suffering from a cold. She first started feeling unwell last Saturday, but, the Royals…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

Meghan Markle is Verbally Attacked by Piers Morgan and Prince Harry is Furious

SANTA BARBARA, California – (Satire News) - TMZ reported that Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, has gotten politically involved in getting out the vote for the upcoming election. Former U.S. talk show host, Piers Morgan, has exploded. He rante…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says She Has Ordered Two Dozen Copies of Michael Cohen’s Extremely Accurate Book on President Trump

Meghan Markle Says She Has Ordered Two Dozen Copies of Michael Cohen’s Extremely Accurate Book on President Trump

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle has made it clear that she and her prince (Andrew) cannot stand to even look at a photo of President Trump. She said that the latest count of Trump’s lies has already hit the 20,000 mark. Meghan said…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

Meghan Markle Reveals That Melania Trump Told Her She is Going to Vote for Joe Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - For the past year, the former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, and the Queen of the Potomac, Melania Trump, have become very good friends. The two women have exchanged fudge recipes, make-up ideas, and even very…

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan publish cookbook

Harry and Meghan publish cookbook

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his wife Meghan 'The Duchess' Markle have begun their independent life by publishing a cookbook. His Royal Highness said, "We wanted to begin to live under our own steam, and we felt that this was a brilliant way…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite

Meghan Markle Tells Playboy Magazine That Royal Sex is Just Like Common Sex, Except For a Lot Quieter and More Polite

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex sat down with a writer for Playboy Magazine, and talked about everything from Donald Trump’s silly comb-over hairdo, to the size of Queen Elizabeth’s sandals. Meghan, who is a swimsuit model for Victoria’…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Expressed a Strong Dislike for President Trump

LOS ANGELES – The former British royal couple, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, have said that they really love living in the United States, because there are so many fast food restaurants all over the place. They have both let it be known that the…

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Funny story: The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits

Meghan Markle Hired by Victoria's Secret to Model Skimpy Bikini Swimsuits

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

Meghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

Meghan Markle Insists That Prince Harry Does Not Have The Coronavirus – Says It’s Just The Sniffy Sniffles

LOS ANGELES – Reporters have been hounding Meghan Markle for two days now, asking if her husband Prince Harry has COVID -19. Meghan wanted to set the record straight, so she talked to LaLaLand Daily’s Macadamia Honeysuckle. She said that she i...

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