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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

Ivanka Trump Insists That Her Daddy “Old Shit Face” Get Botox Because He Is Starting To Look Like That Ugly, Evil, Hate-Filled Bitch, Marjorie Taylor Greene

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Traci Diddle with National Rumblings said that she spoke with the former first daughter and she is positively nervous, worried, and scared-as-shit. Sweet Lips, as DJT calls his favorite child, said that just within the…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

Rudy Giuliani Has Reportedly Told Trump That His Goose is Cooked and He’s Headed For The “Big House” (AKA Prison)

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) – It is being reported by Ipso Facto News that Donald J. Trump will most probably be wearing an orange jumpsuit by Labor Day. His former lawyer and Numero Uno ass kisser, as they say in Mexicali, Mexico, texted Trump and t…

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Funny story: We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry

Underfire royals, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle last night roared out a defiant message to the British people that they would once again become the Duke and Duchess of hearts by winning a gold medal for Great Britain in the next winter Olympic Games…

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Funny story: Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?

Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch! That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working o…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Confided To Melania That He Is Starting To Have a Problem Keeping His Lies Straight

Donald Trump Confided To Melania That He Is Starting To Have a Problem Keeping His Lies Straight

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump recently told her BFF Meghan Markle that her husband’s 30,000 plus lies have finally caught up to him. She noted that he wakes up in the middle of the night, and asks her if he really said this o…

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Funny story: Meghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”

Meghan and Harry to start their own country in California – President Biden was “supportive”

The Duchess and Duke of Wessex have announced that they will set up their own country. The nation, which will be known as Lililand, in honour of their daughter, will consist of several thousand acres of land in California, with their existing hom…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows

A List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows

Since moving to America, Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have become one of the most popular couples in the nation, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. They have rubbed elbows with the likes of Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Oprah Winfrey, Bob Baf…

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Host Their Very Own Afternoon Talk Show

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Host Their Very Own Afternoon Talk Show

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network has just confirmed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have agreed to be the hosts of an afternoon talk show. A representative for Bravo stated that the title of the couple’s talk show will be An Aft…

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Funny story: Similarities Between Donald Trump And Meghan Markle

Similarities Between Donald Trump And Meghan Markle

Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from…

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Funny story: No Mystery About Harry

No Mystery About Harry

It seems Harry made it to Great Britain for his 99-year-old grandfather's funeral and had to go into quarantine. 100%, high marks for Harry. But how did he manage to escape LA? And for one whole week? Did he have to wear an ankle cuff? Wife Meghan…

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Funny story: Micro News site changing its name to Megan's Opinion - I say what I like and I like what I say

Micro News site changing its name to Megan's Opinion - I say what I like and I like what I say

Chutney on the Fritz's Micro-news site has changed its name to Megan's Opinion - I say what I like, and I like what I say. The site, run since 2006 by Raymond Ving and his good lady wife Maureen, has seen a down-turn in its fortune during the pand…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

Meghan Markle Says Queen Tried To Flatten Her In A JCB

There was another stunning revelation in the Meghan Markle v. British Royal Family saga yesterday, when the wife of Prince Harry tweeted that, late last year, at the royal estate in Balmoral, the Queen tried to make Markle pancake-shaped, by driving…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Meghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach

Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

Meghan Markle Says Queen Wanted Her Dead

They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

Meghan Markle Says Queen Kneed Her In The Groin

In the third of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed amongst several other astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family, that Her Majesty the Queen unc…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

Meghan Markle Says Queen Threatened To Have Her Put In The Tower Of London

In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…

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Funny story: Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Meghan’s friends claim Queen invaded Duchess’ Californian mansion, shinned up a pipe into her bedroom and cut up all her nice clothes – Palace refuses to deny

Buckingham Place has found itself at the centre of a new storm of allegations, made by some American celebrity friends of Meghan Markle, who say that Queen Elizabeth II trespassed into Meghan and Harry’s Montecito property. According to the unnamed s…

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