Prize from the Daily Mail

Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 28 March 2018

The Rothermere owned Daily Mail is offering an interesting prize for reports of anti-semitism in the Labour Party.

In the dungeons at the Daily Mail ofices are huge bundles of Blackshirts, now sought after by collectors of pre-war memorborilia and for your chance to own one of these fantastic items - which you can show off to all your friends - all you have to do is report an instance of anti-semitism from within the Labour Party.

Anyone reporting an incident of Jeremy Corbyn saying something anti-semitic will also get a lifetime subscription to the Daily Mail as well!

Please note: The Blackshirts being offered have in some instances had a swastika removed. Anyone getting such a shirt should return it requesting the real thing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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