Written by Backandtotheleft

Saturday, 21 January 2017

UKIP's new Battle Toad Paul Nuttall will stand in the Stoke on Trent By Election later this month. Mr Nuttall won leadership of the UKIP party after taking the heads of the nine other candidates in a Thunderdome challenge.

Mr Nuttall, who looks like the kind of bloke who uses the word "sunshine" in a threatening manner, is said to be relishing the challenge of "fighting" for a seat. A win for UKIP could really signal a change in the garden of British politics with yet another compost
heap added to Westminster.

Last time Paul stood in the same constituency he managed to drop UKIPs vote by 17%. Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is hoping for a similar outcome this time. Mainly because he has bugger all plan to win the seat if it doesn't.

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