Written by Backandtotheleft

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Statistics have shown that "hate attacks" have gone up since Brexit began (sometime in the 1900s we think, not sure it's been going on forever). We have to admit we have taken part in them as well. We shouted "your full of shit you hate filled bitch!" at the Prime Minister. When she was on TV. In another country. So we too are guilty of adding to this statistic.

But maybe all is not what it seemed. We spoke to Tommy Bobbinson after who assured us "it's all just bants mate".

"Hate attacks are a matter of perspective. I mean a lot of the people who do them actually really love doing them. So shouldn't they be called "love attacks"? It's only the wishy washy liberal left media that call them hate attacks.

We realised this wasn't going to be that enlightening. He went on to

Look when you've got Muzzies coming into this country from Islam then you've got to force integration. What do proper British lads like? Having a fucking fight lads! Have it!

He started swinging his arms around like a excited chimp. We occasionally had to duck to avoid the blows.

So when a proper hard working British lad, has a few pints after the football, starts wailing in on a Muzzie what do you think happens?

We had to admit we weren't sure where he was going with this one.

Eyes bulging he screamed:

"They fackkking love it! It makes em feel integrated and it makes me feel like a man when there's ten of us and one of them."

So you see it's not a hate crime it's a "integration crime". Next time you see a group of proper hard working families of British patriot soldiers kicking the Islamic shit out of someone...join in!

This article was brought to you by the prevailing mood of Brexit.

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Topics: Brexit

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