Written by humanoid

Saturday, 17 June 2017

image for Logan's last run in London

Final News: The nuclear attack began Friday at noon and London was gripped with panic as air raid sirens wail. I'm critically injured and this is the last news article available to the world.

A subsequent radio broadcast stated that Moscow was evacuated. At that point, major U.S. cities began mass evacuations as well. There soon followed unconfirmed reports that nuclear weapons were used and now there is complete silence around the world.

The year is 2274, and only two survivors named Logan and Sara are all that remains of human civilization. They were trapped with me in a sealed geodesic dome beneath London.

The World War II dome was made available to the public as an exhibition on Friday when the world ended, only the three of us attended.

"We are headed towards Jodrell Bank Observatory at the University of Manchester to send a distress call to alien life in space, it's our only hope," said Logan.

Logan is an aerospace engineer, and he left towards Manchester in the evening with Sara. It's doubtful they will get help from alien life in space, but there is no-one else left in this world to discourage their perseverance.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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