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Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

Funny story: Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? Ho...

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Logan's last run in London

Funny story: Logan's last run in London

Final News: The nuclear attack began Friday at noon and London was gripped with panic as air raid sirens wail. I'm critically injured and this is the last news article available to the world. A subsequent radio broadcast stated that Moscow was eva...

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Highly evolved Germans analyze Mexicans

Funny story: Highly evolved Germans analyze Mexicans

The German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans is discussing statistical data concerning illegal Mexicans. The data shows Mexican DNA traits to be prone to violence and to retarding the human gene pool in...

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Prostitution Booms During RNC

Funny story: Prostitution Booms During RNC

The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...

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Trump's Epic Fantasy Wall: Speculation Intensifies On Tycoon's Creative Process

Donald Trump is facing intense public pressure to reveal the method of working behind his idea to build The Great Wall of The United States. Fresh allegations have surfaced that it could be based on at least one fantasy series. The border chasteni...

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Libido, the Whip, and the Wardrobe - the great works of literature rewritten as erotic fantasies

Various works of irrelevant fantastical fiction are being recalled to be rewritten as erotica. In the wake of the financial triumph and critical failure of 'mummy-porn' movie Fifty Shades of Grey, publishers have decided to re-publish best-selling...

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The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

Funny story: The Truth About Married couples in Bed Fantasies

According to a just released report, men lie more about having an orgasm than women. In other words they fake it. Then, after a short while (no pun intended) they begin a "second" round of lovemaking. How about a third? "Yeah, on our honeymoon,...

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Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky, the most famous White House intern in history, turned the big 4-0 on July 23. She celebrated the event with a few friends at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey. One of her close friends as...

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Create fantastic fantasy characters and make a million-gazillion dollars!

By using simple, but effective, methods of characterization, anyone-even you-can create fantastic fantasy characters and make a million-gazillion dollars'. If that sentence didn't stir up your midi-chlorines, the Farce is not with you, and you will most likely die an anonymous, penniless death and end up somewhere exceedingly unpleasant. Otherwise, you may be one of the chosen ones for whom the sk...

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Kate Gosselin: I Fantasize About Charlie Sheen

Funny story: Kate Gosselin: I Fantasize About Charlie Sheen

PEORIA, Illinois - Kate Gosselin has been keeping a low profile as of late, but the former star of two reality shows Jon & Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8 is still looking to bask in the celebrity spotlight. The 37-year-old Gosselin was in Peoria...

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Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Funny story: Another Imaginary Man To Depart Imaginary Kingdom?

Another imaginary man has expressed concerns about the imaginary kingdom in which he has been domiciled, writes Fantasy World correspondent, Alexander Selkirk. It will be remembered that I have reported on these kinds of matters before. I spoke to this latest imaginary man yesterday, in an exclusive imaginary interview for our imaginary audience. It was surprisingly easy to gain entry to the im...

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Maryland Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Fantasy Harassment

Elkridge, MD -- Joining the parade of women popping up from all corners of the nation to accuse Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain of sexual harassment is Maryland's own Irma Squat of Elkridge. In a World Nutz Daily exclusive, the 43-ye...

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Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Funny story: Deranged Warcraft Character Forces Bank to Deposit Severed Orc Head

Topeka, Kansas - A young man obsessed with the game World of Warcraft was arrested for forcing a branch of the Wachovia bank to deposit a partially decomposed severed head from a creature that the man insisted was an orc. The 4"11 overweight man i...

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Evolutionist Bird Brains

Funny story: Evolutionist Bird Brains

The saga of Harry Potter may have concluded, but fans of myth and fantasy need not despair - evolutionists are still manufacturing fairy stories with a vengeance. Archaeopteryx, one of the mythical poster-children of the evolution fallacy has been...

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Sophia Vergara, Pam Anderson, Free Boxes of Tissues Featured at Comic-Con

Funny story: Sophia Vergara, Pam Anderson, Free Boxes of Tissues Featured at Comic-Con

It's time once again for the annual throng of unemployed teenagers, underemployed thirty somethings, and over forty unmarried geeks to don their favorite super hero costumes and celebrate all things related to comic books and fantasy adventure movies...

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Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors

HACIENDA HEIGHTS - Ke$ha recently spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Hacienda Heights. The singer who had a big hit with her song "We R Who We Say We R" and then with her follow up song "We B Who We Sa...

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Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Funny story: Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Even regular sex gets boring. No way you say. S'truth. Take Sting for example. Nothing much new and happening on the creative front. So it's back to the boring old sex life of two dried out prunes. Readers will remember a couple of years ago when Sting tried to regale everyone with his expertise on tantric sex - that mysterious Indian Kama Sutra thing that he claims to have mastered. Where...

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Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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