Written by j.w.

Sunday, 14 August 2016

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Leon Trotsky, yesterday

Labour's Deputy Leader, Tom Watson - known to his friends in the Corbynist Momentum movement as Uncle Tom - has been revealed as a closet Trotskyist.

Documents made public by Wikileaks show a series of emails between Watson and Trotsky acolytes going back over several years, with the most recent instruction from 'The High Office' to spearhead the Trotskyist bid to take over the Labour Party.

In a text that sent shivers down the spines of hardened hacks within the media Watson is instructed to accuse Corbyn of being friendly with Trotkyists.

'With this accusation' runs the text of the message to Watson 'we will gain huge publicity striking fear into the British electorate!' Then Watson is instructed to imprison Corbyn with help from the 'militant Trotskist commandos' so that he has only one option. To let Trots trample on Democracy, Parliament and the British State.

The text of the message ends REVOLUTION NOW!

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Topics: Labour, Tom Watson

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