Boris Joins Labour

Funny story written by j.w.

Thursday, 30 June 2016

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Boris Johnson has joined the Labour Party. He told reporters that he was going to apply for the leadership of the Party as soon as Jeremy Corbyn made way for him.

'He should do the decent thing' said Boris 'resign and leave the field for me.' Momentum is not behind Boris but he has his own supporters who have come over from the Tories to join Labour so Boris can get a top job.

These moves have caused a stir in Parliament with both Tories and Labour in disarray. Boris is seen by some as the only answer to the countries problems. A BBC reporter understands that Boris was so upset by Gove giving him the brush off that he decided to use his trump card by switching to Labour.

In an email mistakenly sent to the Queen Boris claimed the monarchy was in danger because Scotland would probably become independent after a referendum. They would than move to become a republic and the Queen would lose on of her holiday homes. This tragedy for the British people 'could only be averted with my input' suggested Boris.

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