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Funny story: Nigel Farage is definitely a reincarnated Oswald Mosley clone!

Nigel Farage is definitely a reincarnated Oswald Mosley clone!

Although the Covid 19 pandemic is a global disaster, there sometimes can be a 'silver lining' in any form of negativity. UK testing has been a disaster, we all know that, but one test has thrown up significant proof that reincarnation is a fact!...

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Funny story: Brexit Party celebrates end of freedom of movement

Brexit Party celebrates end of freedom of movement

It's what 17.4 million people voted for, according to party leader, Nigel Farage, and it has arrived at last. Coronavirus has achieved what the politicians could not do - completely ended freedom of movement. "It's fantastic news!" said Farage. "I...

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Funny story: Intelligence quotient level at London Brexit celebration expected to mirror 1960s chimp's tea party

Intelligence quotient level at London Brexit celebration expected to mirror 1960s chimp's tea party

A recent survey carried out by Swansea University has found that the average level of intelligence per attendee at the forthcoming Brexit celebratory gathering in Parliament Square on January 31st will be roughly on a par with that of one of the chim...

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Funny story: UKIP Manifesto

UKIP Manifesto

Voters up and down the country were caught by surprise, after UKIP launched their political manifesto to six people at a local dogging site in Chelmsford. Current UKIP leader, Pat Mountain, was pleased with the reaction to the manifesto, as no one th...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Brexit Party leader, Nigel Farage, has said that, if his party are successful and are elected to power in the December General Election, he will personally do his utmost to attempt to restore Britain to its former glorious past. Farage said that t...

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Funny story: Britain faces a Christmas election

Britain faces a Christmas election

Normally it is an occasion associated with excessive consumerism, fat-bellied bearded men giving gifts, and a drunken day off work. But this year, the election will fall at Christmastime, meaning that it will be even more garish and vomit-inducing th...

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Funny story: RNLI Aye Aye

RNLI Aye Aye

Racist Brits were in uproar toady, after it was discovered 2p in every pound raised for the RNLI would go abroad to help those in need, with hundreds of people with little else to do vowing to start and then cancel a direct debit to the RNLI. With...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Nigel Farage believes the Earth is flat

Having wallowed in the gutter end of UK politics for three decades, Nigel Farage has always been an extreme character. Now he has embraced his lunacy in full, and has publicly admitted to being a Flat Earth believer. "It's obvious," said the torto...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

MEP rabble-rouser Nigel Farage gave a speech in Dagenham this week, but instead of talking to his adoring fans, he spewed streams of chunky vomit onto them. The assembled crowd lapped it up. Some wore waterproof clothing, but others stood with the...

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Funny story: Anglesey Skeleton Crew

Anglesey Skeleton Crew

In another blow to British democracy, Scandinavian and Mediterranean skeletons have been found buried in an ancient graveyard in Anglesey. Heroic Brexiteers have rushed to the tiny cemetery in their thousands to show their displeasure at the find.

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Funny story: Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"

Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"

A recently leaked e-mail from the Broccoli desk of EON Productions reveals a new James Bond adventure in the pipeline. As soon as 'The Rhythm section' hits the theaters coming November, recordings will start for another great James Bond spectacle. It...

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Funny story: Funny Money

Funny Money

The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee have said that the Brexit Party will have to return any money it can’t account for, forcing Brexiteers to once again become “up in arms”. It’s been quite tiring for Brexiteers as they are forced to be o...

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Funny story: Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Comedienne, Jo Brand, has rejected criticism of a joke she made about battery acid, by asserting that she drinks a glass of it every morning for breakfast, and it's never done her any harm. Brand was appearing on BBC Radio 4's 'Heresy' show hosted...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Dear Spoufe, I think it is terrible the way that people are calling Donald Trump a racist, and a bigot, and having a go at Nigel Farage. Let's face it, at least these gentlemen have the balls to say what we all think. And what's wrong with...

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Funny story: Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Boston is a small port in Lincolnshire, on the east coast of England. The Borough of Boston has a population of approximately 70,000 people and prides itself on being the most pro-Brexit constituency in the United Kingdom with 75.6% (22,974 votes) of...

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Funny story: Milkshake launcher avoids protesters ruining their own clothes

Milkshake launcher avoids protesters ruining their own clothes

Protesters who attack politicians with milkshakes face two dangers: a good chance of being arrested and, even worse, an expensive dry-cleaning bill for their own designer clothes ruined by the inevitable splashback. But a Chelmsford company has co...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Eight-times failed MP and part-time political figure Nigel Farage has revealed an unusual dietary habit: he eats at least one whole vole every day. He began the habit while spending time in Strasbourg as a member of the European Parliament, where...

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