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Funny story: Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

MEP rabble-rouser Nigel Farage gave a speech in Dagenham this week, but instead of talking to his adoring fans, he spewed streams of chunky vomit onto them. The assembled crowd lapped it up. Some wore waterproof clothing, but others stood with the...

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Funny story: Anglesey Skeleton Crew

Anglesey Skeleton Crew

In another blow to British democracy, Scandinavian and Mediterranean skeletons have been found buried in an ancient graveyard in Anglesey. Heroic Brexiteers have rushed to the tiny cemetery in their thousands to show their displeasure at the find.

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Funny story: Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"

Putin's Dream Team in new Bond movie "From Russia with Love - II"

A recently leaked e-mail from the Broccoli desk of EON Productions reveals a new James Bond adventure in the pipeline. As soon as 'The Rhythm section' hits the theaters coming November, recordings will start for another great James Bond spectacle. It...

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Funny story: Funny Money

Funny Money

The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee have said that the Brexit Party will have to return any money it can’t account for, forcing Brexiteers to once again become “up in arms”. It’s been quite tiring for Brexiteers as they are forced to be o...

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Funny story: Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Jo Brand Rejects 'Battery Acid' Criticism

Comedienne, Jo Brand, has rejected criticism of a joke she made about battery acid, by asserting that she drinks a glass of it every morning for breakfast, and it's never done her any harm. Brand was appearing on BBC Radio 4's 'Heresy' show hosted...

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Funny story: Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Letters to the Editor about Donald Trump

Dear Spoufe, I think it is terrible the way that people are calling Donald Trump a racist, and a bigot, and having a go at Nigel Farage. Let's face it, at least these gentlemen have the balls to say what we all think. And what's wrong with...

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Funny story: Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Boston is a small port in Lincolnshire, on the east coast of England. The Borough of Boston has a population of approximately 70,000 people and prides itself on being the most pro-Brexit constituency in the United Kingdom with 75.6% (22,974 votes) of...

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Funny story: Milkshake launcher avoids protesters ruining their own clothes

Milkshake launcher avoids protesters ruining their own clothes

Protesters who attack politicians with milkshakes face two dangers: a good chance of being arrested and, even worse, an expensive dry-cleaning bill for their own designer clothes ruined by the inevitable splashback. But a Chelmsford company has co...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Eight-times failed MP and part-time political figure Nigel Farage has revealed an unusual dietary habit: he eats at least one whole vole every day. He began the habit while spending time in Strasbourg as a member of the European Parliament, where...

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Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Funny story: Confessions of a Brexit Voter

Confessions of a Brexit Voter

At the time I knew what I wanted. It was 23rd June 2016 and I was in the polling booth. There it was in black and white before me "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?" I wanted what Nigel and Boris had told me: I wanted to escape the shackles of the undemocratic EU, even though we have a vote on everything in the European parliament.

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Funny story: Has-been Farage to tour the UK reminding people of their will

Has-been Farage to tour the UK reminding people of their will

Today, Nigel Farage cuts a tragic figure, sitting in South Mimms motorway service station with a burger and chips. He compares himself to great historical figures who also never accomplished anything - but, when pressed, he couldn't name any. Tort...

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Funny story: The New Party

The New Party

Big Nige Farage is coming back! Not that he ever really went away because every time you hear a foreign accent in the street and think "why are you still here I voted Brexit" that's the little Farage in you. After the blistering the success of UK...

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Funny story: Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Fishy goings on in UK Sushi Bars; they stink!

Punters sitting watching their fishy snacks rotate in Sushi Bars are being treated like "rotting cod" by the owners because they don't even know which fish they are serving! It seems that many supermarkets, Sushi Bars and fishmongers are flogging...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit

Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit

Professional layabout and turtle's arsehole lookalike Nigel Farage has splashed himself across the press again today by announcing that he is disappointed with the UK's progress towards Brexit. He said that if he had been in charge then by now the UK...

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Funny story: Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

Lorry full of Farage's cheap grey suits refused entry to UK due to EU rules

A lorry of 300 moth-ridden suits bound for the UK has been seized by customs officials in Calais. Investigators were surprised to find that the cheap garments were destined for the wardrobe of Nigel Farage, who famously wears a different grey suit ev...

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Funny story: Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...

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