A British Politician has set out his unifying principle of bring the trust back into British Political Life.
"And its because I am so completely trustworthy," says the unidentified politician, "that I am just the man for this particular role."
The MP, who while backing his former friend Boris Johnson as a future PM , publicly stated that he never wanted to be Prime Minister of the UK, has something of a history with 'changing his mind about the future.'
There were suggestions that he had made specific agreements about faith schools in Coalition which were conveniently forgotten, and costing up to political friends David Cameron and Gideon "George" Osborne before betraying them by backing Brexit and then duping the voters of Britain by standing alongside a number of entirely untruthful 'promises' about leaving the EU, and then leading the country into financial and political turmoil before finally stating that his former University friend wasn't up to the job he had backed him for, then took his place in the prime ministerial race after all.
"I do hope I've mentioned trust enough,' he said 'And I hope that before I join the innermost region of the 9th Circle of Hell that I will spend some time at the 10th region of Downing Street!' he guffawed.
Being privately educated, the political elite of Britain know that according to Dante the 9th region of hell is reserved for those who, by betraying their masters or benefactors, create terrible historical and societal consequences. Here they are completely covered by ice and are locked in twisted poses with no movement or sound possible .
"It'll be a bit like a cabinet meeting!' he chuckled. "Trust me!"
