Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone!
Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax at all to those hyena bastards called the Inland Revenue, Jaggedone (Infamous CEO of the one and only CIA = Cockroach Infiltration Army) after receiving his well earned salary that such a dedicated leader of the secret corps (Illuminati fuck off) deserves, decided to ship it out to Lichtenstein.
There were a few barriers the money had to breach, barbed wire fences in Hungary, Slovakia, Serbia, plus several scattered Greek Islands, but eventually it arrived in a Lichtenstein bank owned by the Rothschild dynasty.
After receiving his first bank statement, written in Icelandic, from the prestigious bank, Jaggedone and his band of infamous cockroaches received quite a shock! It seems the amount had got frozen along its intrepid journey whilst avoiding the greedy, grubby hands of the Inland Revenue, and is now being used by the Red Cross to save illegal immigrants entering the Channel Tunnel hoping to shag the welfare system in the UK.
This kick in the goolies has now been accepted by Jaggedone's board of directors, but it is a massive pain in the butt, and when Cameron appears in the H-O-P answering questions at question time (what else should he do?) the CIA will infiltrate Boris Johnson's mind so far that he will drop to his knees and beg Cameron for forgiveness and ask to marry him! Then they can have a joint account and wear Panama hats at the wedding as a sign of tax-free appreciation!