Calais bans truckers from smuggling immigrants!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

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plenty of mating going on in Calais between illegals and truckers humping each other!

The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks!

One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude van Bum,(Cockroach Infiltration Army) scampering around the docks, and here it is:

CIA reporter, "Messr porquoi do you allow zis scum to break into zes trucks?"

French Copper, "we cannot do anyzing about zis situation, zese damn truckers stop and go purposely and zese damn immigrants zeise zere chance and break in, merde!"

CIA reporter, "but Messr ze truckers do not exit zer cabins, zey are too frightened so why do you blame zem?"

French Copper, "because we are frightened too zo we blame ze truckers of course and damn Angleterre! Cameron is a grand cochon!"

So there you have it, as long as no authority takes responsibility for thousands of illegals attempting to enter England, the truckers and their bosses will be fined 20 grand for picking up these desperate people hoping to suck the welfare system dry in England and breaking into their trucks!

I agree, Cameron is a grand cochon!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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