The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...
Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast…
The port authorities at Calais have banned truckers from picking up thousands of illegal immigrants breaking into their trucks! One French copper gave this astonishing interview to Jaggedone's CIA special immigrant reporter, Messieur Jean-Claude...
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