Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 8 March 2015

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Use your fantasy and find the solutions to all mysteries including MH370!

After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!"

Wow!

Now, in the history of humans being where they should not be, flying in the air, etc, there have been many mysteries especially above the dreaded Bermuda Triangle, even Sir Richard Branson nearly got lost there. What a shame they found him! However, this mystery beats them all and after searching high and low nobody has a clue to really what happened.

Even on the high seas there have been many mysteries, Marie Celeste springs to mind and the Titanic, how on earth did that massive cruise ship not see that tiny Iceberg? We will never know...

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) actually knows the truth behind all of the mysteries because they have access to places where no humans dare to go - Aliens bogs. (Not a pleasant place to be with all of that green crap flying around)!

So, the mystery has been solved, it is them??? In fact we at the CIA have our own proof of UFO's because we live in one!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Aliens, CIA, UFOs, MH370, Jaggedone




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