Written by queen mudder

Friday, 12 December 2014

image for Shrink paid $81m to coach CIA torturers says 'Because I'm Worth It'
Buys one helluva dose of sodium pentothal

Langley, Virginia - "It was no bum deal," said Professor Einstein Flintstone, a former Pentagon psychiatrist on secondment to train fledgling CIA torturers in the dark arts of rectal feeding plus other recreational crap.

"And what's more that much vaunted $81m consultancy fee proved worth every darn cent in terms of results," Dr F continued.

"It even helped me purchase a brand new ocean-going yacht."

Despite the good Doc's protestations the controversy over CIA torture continues to rage in DC with Congressional Committee members demanding to know just how much Sodium Pentothal an $81m bung can buy.

Next week Flintstone will testify before. Senate Select Committee about how he examined George W Bush and 'found him sane' despite his failure of 600 consecutive polygraphs.

And not mentioning urine tests for psychotropic drugs.

Meanwhile former Vice President Dickless Cheney's biographer has suddenly gone down with terminal amnesia about sexually transmitted diseases.

Laura Bush is 169.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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