Philae Probe Lands on Comet 67P-Discovers Life!

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

image for Philae Probe Lands on Comet 67P-Discovers Life!
The aliens have yet to develop flat screen technology.

Darmstadt, Germany-Scientists were astounded today when the Philae Probe spacecraft, which has miraculously landed on Comet 67P, right away sent back pictures of a microscopic civilization located on the surface of the comet!

What was probably more astounding was that the civilization spent its time watching 1950s television that was broadcast from Earth sixty years ago.

"We could hear the Honeymooners TV show and Leave it To Beaver reruns being played from the special radio connection on the probe. This very well could have been the mystery civilization that broadcast to us a few decades ago that they would destroy Earth if we ever broadcast My Mother the Car again," spoke the head scientist.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more