Shetland Islands Vote to Secede from Scotland and Join Norway

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 14 November 2014

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Another requirement is that the big horses stop bothering the Shetland Ponies.

Shetland MainlandTired of being "held down" by Scotland all these years, the Shetland Islands will vote on whether they will quit Scotland and join Norway.

When Scotland had their vote about quitting England, it made us think about it. We sent a few demands to Scotland, that they start treating us with more respect and stop using us just for our Shetland Ponies and Sheepdogs. Norway understands more about how it is to be an ice-infested, floating wasteland than Scotland ever did. We would rather join Finland for bloody sakes than have anything to do with haggis ever again!

Scotland has yet to answer but it is rumored that they will offer to build a number of challenging golf courses on the islands.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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