Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

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Scottish Kilt Divided

Latest opinion polls put the voting in Scotland at 50-50 and a dead heat is on the cards.

Our Spoof man in Scotland Jamus McWiley has asked Alex Salmon, the Scottish Chief what he will do about this. 'We shall have a recount' he said 'and if the vote is still exactly 50-50 we will have to ask the Queen for a casting vote.' The Queen, locked in Balmoral Castle, is thought to favour putting Charles in the hot seat.

The British Prime Minister (in Scotland) Gordon Brown has suggested another referendum after the Labour Party have won the next election but the Prime Minister (south of the Border) David Cameroon considered that as the Scottish people had not voted for independence then they hadn't got it.

'Having been to Eton' he said to a cheering Scottish audience 'I know what is best for you.' There were cries of 'Tally Ho' and 'What a Fine Chap'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Scotland




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