Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

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Davy Makemerich will often have his Rolls take him to Masa for lunch.

East Grinstead, St Hill, West Sussex, England Church of Scamatology dwarf-like leader 'Lil Davey Makemerich made an announcement at the cult's annual fleecing party where all the parishioners that can afford to fly to England at a moment's notice are coerced into helping to finance the cult's dying programs. At the keystone address of the cult convention, 'Lil Davey Makemerich said that new incentives to recruit new members will be put into place.

"New members will get special pricing until they are clear of money. At that point as they cross the ladder, they will be allowed to get a package rate for OT I, II, and III and a FREE Xenu t-shirt!" spoke the diminutive leader."

"Also, Scamatology will now accept food stamps and give credit for canned food donations and toilet paper given to benefit our staff members and the Wee Org members. This is of course since the church cannot afford to provide these items" spoke Makemerich, as he stepped into his Rolls-Royce.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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