Pynongyang, North KoreaThe Church of Scamatology has announced that they have purchased the Ryugyong Hotel for their ill-fated "Ideal Org" program, wherein they go to a population center, hunt out a large historic building, and then coerce the local members to buy and maintain the building while deeding it to the Church of Scamatology.
The "Ideal Orgs," once opened to much fanfare, sit empty most of the time as more and more people flee from the Church of Scamatology. The buildings are often referred to derisively as "Ideal Morgues" and were originally conceived as somewhere actor and dilettante Tom Cruise wouldn't be afraid to take his hanger-ons and posse to so that they can contribute and be brainwashed by the Church of Scamatology.
"We are glad to unload that white elephant," spoke Kim Jong-Un about the humongous, unfinished hotel in the middle of downtown Pyongyang.
"We will find out if the North Koreans are as poor as they claim. If anyone can discover any hidden assets they might have, it's the Church of Scamatology," spoke leader Wee Davey Makemerich.
