Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact.
The Scamatologist's scientific proof was provided by their founder, El Wong Blubbard, who conducted research into this scientific fact. He had hundreds of sworn testimonies from people (not counting body thetans) that remembered being clams in former lives, from other people that said they thought that this was scientific proof enough for them, and from another group that stated that they had scientific proof that Scamatology founder El Wong Blubbard was infallible and therefore if He said it, that made it scientifically so.
Scientists around the world stated that "Thanks to Mr. Blubbard the rules for scientific research have been relaxed and that many discoveries are sure to result!"
As for El Wong Blubbard and his scientific discoveries, this was just the tip of the iceberg! More scientific science from Mr. Blubbard will featured soon!